The Practical Napper for the Holidays

It's the gift-giving season, and you're probably wondering what to give your perennially torpid loved ones.  Naturally you want to give them something special, but you don't want to spend too much money, because hey -- money isn't cheap.  Well, good news! I've come up with several great (yet inexpensive) gift ideas for your favorite nappers.  These are the kinds of gifts that show you really care, where the cost of caring < $20.

1. You could get them a copy of The Practical Napper paired with a lovely matching blanket.  I got this blue blanket on sale at Joanne's Fabrics for just $5.









2. You could buy them the book and a beer.  But don't get crappy beer.  Because that would be wrong.  (Of course, you could also pair the book with a nice bottle of wine, a quality 20-year scotch, or some other pricey alcohol, but I would only do that if you think you'll get something good in return, if you know what I mean.)

3. You could get them the book and a nice bottle of sleeping pills.  Let them know that you support their need to be recumbent for 6-8 hours at a time.

4. And finally, nothing says  "I love you" like the gift of a napping book and some bacon.  Because who doesn't like bacon and naps? No-one, that's who.

*Tip: if you have a dog, don't put this under the Christmas tree.



Happy holidays from The Practical Napper!